Well, I’m on MySpace now… so if you’re on too, link to me… http://www.myspace.com/iamnotthewalrus

I’m also posting my blog there too… just to be a dork (and duplicate the work).

It’s that time! Tickets are on sale for my current project, ANGRY YOUNG WOMEN IN LOW-RISE JEANS WITH HIGH-CLASS ISSUES. They’re $20, but for my loyal readers, I’m going to post a discount code for opening weekend#–$15! This offer is only good if you order online at SmartTix or at (212) 868-4444 (use the discount code EBLAST).

ANGRY YOUNG WOMEN IN LOW-RISE JEANS WITH HIGH-CLASS ISSUES is a hilarious new comedy about the women of New York and the various problems they confront today.  Everything from bikini waxes to sex to daddy issues to the artistic integrity of female genitalia is skewered in this outrageous comedy!

ANGRY YOUNG WOMEN IN LOW-RISE JEANS WITH HIGH-CLASS ISSUES is part sit-com, part stand-up comedy and part sketch-comedy.  You won’t find a funnier show!  But be warned, the show is not for kids!

The show runs from January 19th to February 12th, Thursdays at 7PM, Fridays and Saturdays at 7PM and 9:30PM and Sundays at 3PM at the Duo Theatre, 62 East 4th Street between Bowery and 2nd Ave.  For more information visit www.kadm.com and click on the ANGRY YOUNG WOMEN IN LOW-RISE JEANS WITH HIGH-CLASS ISSUES logo!

Last Saturday I went to see the movie Hostel… very gory, very hard to watch, and a lot of fun. I went with a couple of friends (Amanda, Sarah, and Heather) and we had a blast. I only watch horror movies in groups, and man oh man were we not disappointed. I think it could have been a little scarier, but it was entertaining, and that’s enough for me. Too much fright and I wuss out.

Later that night, we mosied on over to Rafifi where we caught a performance of Slightly Known People, a sketch comedy group. Every Saturday night they do a show with a musical guest, and this was the first I’ve been able to see. The musical group was The Hazzards… two electric ukelele playing ladies backed by a bass guitar, a harp, and a drummer playing a Toys-R-Us kids’ set. Holy crap was it a lot a fun! Seriously, The Hazzards were so funny I practically peed my pants… my favorite song of the night was the one about Office Temps… clearly they know that world, and they knew exactly how to make fun of it. You must, must, must check them out (and their new video Shut Up and Make Out).

Google has releases a new beta product#–Google Gulp#–that is promising to rewrite the rules on performance enhancing beverages. But the big trick? You have to be cool enough to get it. In fact, your local grocery store is already carrying it, but you can’t buy it without first showing a used Google Gulp cap (which you can get from a cool friend).

The best part is the active brain scanning built into the beverage, so that Google Gulp enhances your brain chemistry on the fly. Not everyone is into that sort of thing, so they include an option (via the Google website) to turn off the Autodrink technology. When you pop the cap on a new beverage, the cap sends a wireless signal to Google to check for your Autodrink preferences.

My new favorite Tonic water? Google Gulp Sero-Tonic Tonic water… mmmm…

When trying something new, my philosophy has always been "Jump in with both feet!" Well today, I took that experience to the extreme.

I’ve always been fascinated with the idea of practicing Yoga#–it improves flexibility and well-being, as well as (supposedly) helping with mental awareness. Who wouldn’t want to experience that? Combine my healthy curiousity with rave reviews from several friends and you get me walking into a Yoga facility this afternoon to give it a try.