Are you cool enough?

Google has releases a new beta product#–Google Gulp#–that is promising to rewrite the rules on performance enhancing beverages. But the big trick? You have to be cool enough to get it. In fact, your local grocery store is already carrying it, but you can’t buy it without first showing a used Google Gulp cap (which you can get from a cool friend).

The best part is the active brain scanning built into the beverage, so that Google Gulp enhances your brain chemistry on the fly. Not everyone is into that sort of thing, so they include an option (via the Google website) to turn off the Autodrink technology. When you pop the cap on a new beverage, the cap sends a wireless signal to Google to check for your Autodrink preferences.

My new favorite Tonic water? Google Gulp Sero-Tonic Tonic water… mmmm…

Google Gulp: Sero-Tonic Water


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4 Comments so far

That’s awesome! Someone must have been mighty bored. I was a little disappointed to see that they haven’t actually got settings in ‘preferences’ for it though…

 

That free radical fighter looks pretty tasty…have you had any?

 

Hey bro…wanna hook me up with a bottle cap? Taryn and I would like to see what this drink is all about…hehe…:)

 

 
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