Oh yeah… I forgot to mention I’m one of the photographers featured in the newest edition of The New York Agent Book.

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Big Dick
Undisclosed Location
USA

Dear Big Poppa,

I got muh butt scanned today, and it turns out all the bullshit I’ve been pushin’ the last few years has caught up with me in a terrible way#–I got lumps in muh dumper!

That’s real bad news, I guess. Not like when you eat corn and have normal lumps, but bad lumps (like the irritation you get after snortin’ coke). Do you know what they’re gonna do? They’re gonna cut out part of muh butt! If they really want to remove the pain in my ass, maybe they can pass a law sayin’ ever-body has to agree with me… well, we get around that anyway, don’t we? JK

Ever-body says I better let you be President for a while in case somethin’ happens while my butt’s getting took care of. I told ‘em you was already President but they shushed me and made me write a letter. So… YOU’RE PRESIDENT! I mean, officially and everything! How cool is that?!

I wish this were a joke, but turns out it’s not…

Apparently the US Government investigated the possibility of creating a "gay bomb" to incapacitate our enemies.

So THAT’s why we haven’t caught Osama… we’re waiting to hit him with the gay whammy… 

So, apparently comments haven’t been working on the blog since sometime in April. Which is awesome, as I’m sure I’ve lost some readers now. AWESOME.

I wondered why I suddenly had zero people leaving happy little messages from time to time. I figured those folks who were reading just didn’t see anything worth talking about.

It wasn’t until Trevor emailed me today that I even knew there was a problem.

Whoops! Sorry about that!

So if you tried to leave a comment recently, and couldn’t, I’m sorry… I broke the Internet, but I fixed it now, I promise. Leave a note if you have a second, as I would like to know if this is working now for everyone else…

And check out my Flickr! page. I got a new camera and have been playing around a lot lately. I LOVE photography, but with the cost of film, I haven’t been taking as many photos as I used to take. So, I switched to digital. And WOW am I glad I did. Here’s an example of what I’ve been up to…

I often find myself wishing I could better help in donating time, money, or resources towards deserving projects#–but it’s just so difficult to really make it happen.

Enter the World Community Grid and the Fight AIDS at Home project. In short, the project uses a screensaver you download onto your computer to help process data necessary for finding a cure for the AIDS virus. No single computer can handle the processing power necessary to do the job, but by spreading the data out over large numbers of computers, all working on the same thing, the data is suddenly manageable. The best part? The work is only done while your computer is in screensaver mode#–it won’t interrupt your work while online, gaming, or doing anything else on your PC (or Mac).

So what excuse do you have for not downloading the software and helping in the fight against AIDS?

I’ve set up a team page here…

http://ncoleman.com/blog/nyc-actors-fighting-aids/ 

Forward the link to your friends, and encourage them to jump onboard. The more people who join up, the quicker a cure can be found.

Okay, so I’ve taken the T-Shirt idea and run… a long, long way. I created a site to post the T-Shirts I make (mostly so I can buy them for myself). Here’s the latest:

It’s a posterized image of George W. Bush with the words "All Your Base are Belong to Us". The phrase has been banging around the internet for a while, but I wanted a shirt that included the frowny frownerson of GWB. Click on the shirt to see the other stuff I’ve made.