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Dear Big Poppa,
I got muh butt scanned today, and it turns out all the bullshit I’ve been pushin’ the last few years has caught up with me in a terrible way#–I got lumps in muh dumper!
That’s real bad news, I guess. Not like when you eat corn and have normal lumps, but bad [...]
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July 21, 2007
RE: My Butt Scan
June 20, 2007
BOOM! You're a Fairy!
I wish this were a joke, but turns out it’s not…
Apparently the US Government investigated the possibility of creating a "gay bomb" to incapacitate our enemies.
So THAT’s why we haven’t caught Osama… we’re waiting to hit him with the gay whammy…
September 7, 2005
The Proof about Women…
I just know I’m going to get creamed by my female readership… but I thought this was pretty funny…
Apparently, a math student has proved that women are problems.
September 3, 2005
A Can't-Do Government – NYT
More along the lines of my post yesterday… I’m putting this information here, because I feel these are questions we need to ask of our government#–and questions we need to remember having asked when it comes time to vote. When Clinton made his mega-blunder with Lewinski, we as a country held him accountable.
Our current administration [...]
September 2, 2005
A little lighter fare…
I laughed out loud at this… if you are a voiceover fan, or moviegoer, this is very funny…
September 2, 2005
A Failure in Leadership
I try not get too political on here, but after watching the aftermath of the disaster on the Gulf Coast, I am so frustrated that I can’t even hold it in. After 9/11, and the repeated yelping of our administration that our country is safe, and our nation’s resources ready to respond in the wake [...]
September 1, 2005
Amazing
I am officially amazed. Remember when I said I bet I could get myself listed in Google with the word "turtlepoop"? And to check Google in about 8 days to see if it happened?
It’s been two days.
I am now the number one site in the world for "turtlepoop".
Shocking.
August 17, 2005
Male vs. Female
Apparently, the internets thinks I’m more woman than man:
Your Brain is 66.67% Female, 33.33% Male
Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you’re tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!
What Gender Is Your Brain? [...]
July 26, 2005
Howell County was DEFINITELY not like Hazard County
Here’s the proof…
If Howell County were anything like this, I would never have gone anywhere… maybe not appropriate for work.
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